What time is it?

Anyone I talk to on the phone asks me, "What time is it there?" Okay, here's the deal:

We are THREE hours behind most of you, that is, those of you on Eastern Standard Time. We are currently on PACIFIC TIME.

Now, here's the fun part....

Arizona is actually in the Mountain Time Zone, but the state doesn't honor daylight savings time. Maybe if McCain is elected president, he'll fix this strange thing about his state. So, since we don't honor daylight savings, six months of the year, we are three hours behind, and six months of the year, we are two hours behind. We're three hours behind right now.

So, while I just had lunch (12:34 PM), most of you are in the middle of the afternoon (3:34 PM).

If you call, just remember what time it is...I won't be too peachy at 6 AM!

Now, don't even get me started on the tv shows. They are all messed up. Some are on Eastern time; some are on Mountain time, and some are on Pacific Time. Watching Greta on Fox News at 7PM here is going to be a little strange...